Wednesday, May 6, 2009

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

If you're a South African, you may appreciate the following.
  1. Open a new file on your computer.
  2. Save it as "Jacob Zuma".
  3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
  4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
  5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of 'Jacob Zuma'?"
  6. Firmly Click "Yes".
  Feel better? Tomorrow we'll do Julius Malema.
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