Traveling tip for the day ... annoying passengers

Things to do on a plane when seated next to an annoying passenger......

1. Remove your lap top from its bag
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3. Switch on your laptop 
4. From the corner of your eye, ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5. Turn on the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7. Take a deep breath and open this site
8. From the corner of your eye observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger.